There’s a vixen at preschool…..

A few weeks ago, we were riding along in the car when Cal casually mentioned to me that he has a ‘special friend’ at preschool. “Oh, yeah?” I replied. “What’s his name?” “Barbie.” (Note to anyone who might be reading this – the child’s name is obviously not Barbie. That would be a cruel, cruel name…

Let’s talk about my wiener….

During the whole ‘getting to know you’ phase of this blog, I’ve told you all about who we are, but there’s one important member of the family that I haven’t really mentioned yet. That’s right – it’s time to introduce you to my wiener. This is Oscar:   As far as I’m concerned, no family…

What’s an ‘Elephant Ninja’ anyway???

My dad phoned me the other night to see how things were going (as he usually does….we talk all the time and we’re kind of prone to hour-long Seinfeld-style phone conversations about absolutely everything and absolutely nothing all at once). A few minutes into the call, he mentions that he paid my blog a visit and read my first post. So,…

Friday the 13th you say? No shizzle.

About half way through this morning, someone mentioned to me that it’s Friday the 13th. And it’s some special kind of full moon tonight (not that I could see it even if I wanted to through all of the clouds and pouring rain). And apparently Mercury is in line with something really special. Which all…

About the swimming pool changing room……

I know that my very first blog post should probably be one big, friendly “Hello!” where I tell you all about me, what this whole blog is about and why I’ve named it ‘Three Elephant Ninjas’. But that can be boring…and tedious….and a little too normal. Let’s just let this all happen naturally, shall we?…